Back To The Future - The Ride

(Little T.V. In 8-Passenger Delorean)

DOC: Ok, I Think Where Just About Ready, and don't worry, your in good hands. (Spark Goes Off)

DOC: Oops, I Haven't worked all the bugs out of this thing, No matter; we are on a mission of universal proportions

HOST: Doc, Biff has past through the space-time continuum but we have no idea where he is

DOC: You mean when he is! And we do have a way of knowing when he is. The 8-Passenger Time Vehicle is equipped with a sub-either time tracking scanner which will allow us track biff to the precise location at the precise moment in whatever time period he may had traveled to.

HOST: Doc, The all pre-launch system checks are complete.

DOC: That's our queue, Hand on to your hats!

DOC: Don't forget, when you see Biff in the DeLorean, Accelerate 88 Miles Per Hour and bump him! Accelerating now at 55 Miles Per Hour…65…75…85…88 Miles Per Hour!

DOC: Hill Valley In The Year 2015. There's Biff, Let's Get Him!

BIFF: Whoa, Oh Doc Brown

DOC: OK Time Travelers, Now's Our Chance!

BIFF: That's What You Think… Whoa, Got to get some gas Doc!

BIFF: I'm Up Here Doc!

BIFF: Going down

DOC: Down

BIFF: Going Up

BIFF: Going Down

DOC: Down…No, Up!

BIFF: Going Up

Doc: Down!

BIFF: Hello? Ha, Ha, Ha

DOC: We Got Him Now! Lets...

BIFF: Hey Doc,

DOC: Great Scott!

BIFF: This is my new house, you like it?

DOC: Go Up! Turn Left! No, Look Out!

BIFF: Ha, Ha, I Can fly circles around you buttheads!

BIFF: Going Up!

BIFF: Watch for traffic Doc!

DOC: I Think We Got Him, Full Speed! Faster!

BIFF: Come On Doc, Bump Me! Suckers!

DOC: Biff Got Away!

DOC: Looks like were heading a million years back in time, that's hill valley below us in the ice age!

BIFF: Back Again? Come On In!

Doc: Pull Up, Pull Up!

BIFF: Kaboom!

BIFF: Hill Valley High School Butthead

DOC: Give It up Tannen before this ice starts... Oh My!

BIFF: Kaboom!

DOC: Avalanche!

BIFF: Oh, This Is scaring you huh?

BIFF: See you later, Take Care!

DOC: Blast the engine's dead, oh no, everybody lean back hold on, no lean… Wait, Wait, Hold On! Come On Baby! Start! Wahoo! Where going backwards!

DOC: Hang In There Volunteers, There's Biff, he's Heading For That Volcano!

BIFF: Hello Buttheads, Hey you guys don't know when to give up do you?

DOC: Prepare your selves people, I Suspect the primeval of Hill Valley we are about to enter could be a pretty rough place!

BIFF: Hello, Anybody home?

DOC: Great Scott it's the Dinosaur; It's a Tyrannosaurus Rex!

DOC: Look Out!

BIFF: Come On, Come On Gramps Right This Way, Now Sick 'em

BIFF: Calm Down, calm down big fellow' easy boy, easy boy, Hey! I'm Hit, I'm Hit.

DOC: I Know Biff, what in blazes, Watch Those Jaws

DOC: ahh, Look Out! We've been swallowed!

DOC: Hang on

BIFF: Doc, Doc my…my flux capacitors out doc help me, help! Hey Please Doc Help Me! Help! Doc I'm entering for a waterfall, it's a lava fall please Doc help me! Please Bump Me!

DOC: Hang On Biff! Accelerate 88-Miles Per Hour And Bump Him!

BIFF: AHH!

DOC: We've bumped him, the impact between of the 2 vehicles will send up strait back to the institute!

BIFF: Thanks Doc Brown, You Saved My Life, Butthead! Get your Meat hooks off me!

DOC: You Did It! Not Only did you catch Biff and save the Universe, but you've proven my latest invention is a success! Go forth time travelers and remember the future is what you make it!

Announcer: Please Lift Lap Bar And Exit

DOC: Hurry and get before you meet yourself coming in!